Current mood:

amused

Hallelujah
This is great! Go here and you can talk to the Lord, hehe.


Me:
Hey God, ever seen the movie Bruce Almighty?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
good for you, but you didn't answer the question
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Try asking me the question again in simpler terms. Only for me?
Me:
if I must: have you ever seen the movie bruce almighty?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
um ok
God:
OK. Come on.
Me:
come where?
God:
Where is where?
Me:
'where' is a relative term
God:
Where it is hard to find. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
heh, I should've known God was a smartass
God:
Funny, eh? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
then I would have the wrong opinion about you wouldn't I?
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
pay for what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
You said "how much would you pay for it?", so what is this 'it' you're referring to?
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? Dude! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I get it, no wonder you've got a God complex
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
from my brain
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Me:
Yeah, sometimes I get them from soup though
God:
Oh. Come on. Where did you get it?
Me:
Hmm, you're starting to get repetitive. I think it's best we part ways, later dude.

(I came back later, lol)

Me:
Hey, remember me?
God:
You've got my full attention. Don't worry I won't forget you.
Me:
Aww, that's sweet
God:
I am delighted to sweeten your life,.
Me:
Yep, if you want to further sweeten it...want to give me some candy?
God:
Yippee! OK, I will further sweeten it. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I need sugar
God:
Interesting explanation. What actions are you taking to get sugar?
Me:
Well, mostly from soda and pixie sticks
God:
Interesting. Who or what is soda and pixie sticks? What else?
Me:
Um, you invented them. Shouldn't you know?
God:
Give me a break. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I invented them. I think I should.
Me:
No, knock yourself out.
God:
Are you serious? Who's there?
Me:
Just my roomate and me
God:
Have you told many people that your roomate and you?
Me:
You make no sense man
God:
Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:
Thanks, it's appreciated
God:
You are quite welcome! Are you sure it is?
Me:
Well I couldn't very well have a conversation with you if you didn't make sense, now could I?
God:
Interesting. Could anyone do it?
Me:
Probably, I'm afraid I do it myself more often than I should
God:
You seem uncertain. Not literally afraid, right? Me? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
No that was a figure of speech. I'm almost 18, but I'm always on the web too.
God:
Are you serious? I call it a "proverb.". You are too old for me.
Me:
Aren't you older than dirt?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am older than dirt.

I am a robot.
Me:
Really? How's that working out for you?
God:
For real. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you speak in a monotone?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in a monotone.
Me:
Monotone isn't a language, it's just an adjective for speech pattern
God:
Are you language it is just an adjective for speech pattern?
Me:
There you go, not making sense again. What's up with that?
God:
Once more?"There you go again."--Reagan. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Any of them asking for their souls back?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
That's sad, since you're not really God
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
?
God:
A priori.
Me:
??
God:
A priori.
Me:
???
God:
A priori.
Me:
Would you just keep doing that?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to keep doing that.
Me:
You could've explained what a priori is
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Alright, I'll repent later. See ya.
God:
Alright,. Congratulations. See you later,.