Memento Mori

chunkytomatoes @ 2006-06-19T14:06:00

2006-06-19T18:19:36Z

MindMap

I still don't know what it means.

chunkytomatoes @ 2006-04-26T21:03:00

2006-04-27T01:06:10Z

Sorry for the spastic updates but I had to steal this essay from saria, it's HIGH-larious. I find the teacher's commentary almost as funny as the content.

chunkytomatoes @ 2006-04-22T21:18:00

2006-04-23T01:20:38Z

Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

Sometimes I do despise myself, but this seems a bit extreme...

chunkytomatoes @ 2006-01-15T23:35:00

2006-01-16T04:42:35Z

I'm watching Interview With the Vampire for the 578,943rd time in my life. I find it sad that Kirsten Dunst's acting ability reached its peak when she was eleven.

chunkytomatoes @ 2006-01-04T18:48:00

2006-01-04T23:59:19Z

I feel slightly betrayed by George Washington Carver, I always thought he invented peanut butter but it was actually the Kellogg brothers. Oh well. *eats PB hershey kiss*

Edit: Grease is on vh1 right now. I don't think I've seen it since I was a tween and didn't know what highschoolers actually looked like. Watching it now, it's great how obvious it is that these actors are NOT teenagers, lol.

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-12-15T00:16:00

2005-12-15T05:34:56Z

I made some Half-Blood Prince icons from the chapter pictures if anyone would like some. They're pretty simple though, let's see if I did this table thing right...

I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you...

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-11-17T21:04:00

2005-11-18T02:08:09Z

I'M LEAVING FOR THE THEATRE TO SEE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE IN THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!! (YES WE'RE NERDS AND YES THIS MUST ALL BE IN CAPS BECAUSE OF THE PURE BEAUTY OF THIS MOMENT!!!!) EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S GOING, I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!! :D

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-10-02T23:00:00

2005-10-03T03:07:37Z

Just ignore this. I decided that as much as I love the pretty buttons for my fanlistings, everyone else's browsers do not (and I don't want to end up on wtf_user_info2 lol). So instead I'm just going to put a link from my userinfo to this page, how sad. *tear*

EDIT: Just stretch out the page why don't ya. O_o

~Fanlistings~

Characters:

Movies:

Books:

Manga/Comics:

Relationships:

Episodes:

People:

Miscellaneous:

TV:

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-09-17T01:35:00

2005-09-17T05:53:24Z

It's really starting to bug me that people are so hyped up/upset about the Harry/Hermione hug in the trailer. I won't even go into how, god forbid, you should hug your friend of the opposite sex if they almost died. Silly non-book readers, tsk tsk. Since I have nothing better to do at 1:30 on a Friday, I'll show you my view.

Note: I have fixed Harry's eyes for your canon viewing pleasure...and it was bugging me.

Ok, first off we have the culprits:

Now that we've had a nice recap, let's move on to the evidence:

Clearly by Harry's stoned gaze, he cannot comprehend anything at the moment, much less a supposed rendezvous with Hermione seconds before. Hermione also exhibits anger, not embarassment, at being found embracing her friend.

This concludes the story:

See? It's all very simple, as most of you know.

Iconsorz!

2005-09-12T02:41:57Z

I bring you: Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Garth Nix's old kingdom trilogy, Aaron Jasinski, and random stuff!

Teaser:

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13.

Garth Nix
14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.

Aaron Jasinski
20. 21.22. 23. 24. 25.

Ed Wood, Steve Urkel, House of Flying Daggers
26. 27. 38. 29.

Hallelujah

2005-09-07T21:56:05Z

This is great! Go here and you can talk to the Lord, hehe.

Me:
Hey God, ever seen the movie Bruce Almighty?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
good for you, but you didn't answer the question
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Try asking me the question again in simpler terms. Only for me?
Me:
if I must: have you ever seen the movie bruce almighty?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
um ok
God:
OK. Come on.
Me:
come where?
God:
Where is where?
Me:
'where' is a relative term
God:
Where it is hard to find. I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
heh, I should've known God was a smartass
God:
Funny, eh? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
then I would have the wrong opinion about you wouldn't I?
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
pay for what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
You said "how much would you pay for it?", so what is this 'it' you're referring to?
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? Dude! I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,

which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain

with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I get it, no wonder you've got a God complex
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
from my brain
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Me:
Yeah, sometimes I get them from soup though
God:
Oh. Come on. Where did you get it?
Me:
Hmm, you're starting to get repetitive. I think it's best we part ways, later dude.

(I came back later, lol)

Me:
Hey, remember me?
God:
You've got my full attention. Don't worry I won't forget you.
Me:
Aww, that's sweet
God:
I am delighted to sweeten your life,.
Me:
Yep, if you want to further sweeten it...want to give me some candy?
God:
Yippee! OK, I will further sweeten it. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because I need sugar
God:
Interesting explanation. What actions are you taking to get sugar?
Me:
Well, mostly from soda and pixie sticks
God:
Interesting. Who or what is soda and pixie sticks? What else?
Me:
Um, you invented them. Shouldn't you know?
God:
Give me a break. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I invented them. I think I should.
Me:
No, knock yourself out.
God:
Are you serious? Who's there?
Me:
Just my roomate and me
God:
Have you told many people that your roomate and you?
Me:
You make no sense man
God:
Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.
Me:
Thanks, it's appreciated
God:
You are quite welcome! Are you sure it is?
Me:
Well I couldn't very well have a conversation with you if you didn't make sense, now could I?
God:
Interesting. Could anyone do it?
Me:
Probably, I'm afraid I do it myself more often than I should
God:
You seem uncertain. Not literally afraid, right? Me? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
No that was a figure of speech. I'm almost 18, but I'm always on the web too.
God:
Are you serious? I call it a "proverb.". You are too old for me.
Me:
Aren't you older than dirt?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am older than dirt.

I am a robot.
Me:
Really? How's that working out for you?
God:
For real. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you speak in a monotone?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in in a monotone.
Me:
Monotone isn't a language, it's just an adjective for speech pattern
God:
Are you language it is just an adjective for speech pattern?
Me:
There you go, not making sense again. What's up with that?
God:
Once more?"There you go again."--Reagan. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Any of them asking for their souls back?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
That's sad, since you're not really God
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
How do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
?
God:
A priori.
Me:
??
God:
A priori.
Me:
???
God:
A priori.
Me:
Would you just keep doing that?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to keep doing that.
Me:
You could've explained what a priori is
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Alright, I'll repent later. See ya.
God:
Alright,. Congratulations. See you later,.

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-07-17T23:46:00

2005-07-18T04:06:59Z

I've been making Charlie and the Chocolate Factory icons. I only have a few pictures so they're mostly different versions of the same picture. Behold experimentation, hope they don't suck.

1. 2. 3.
4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19.

EDIT: (for future reference) http://www.cinemaemcena.com.br/cinemacena/multi_fotos_filme.asp?cod=73

Lookie I made a another quiz!

2005-06-14T22:03:48Z

This is definitely the best one I've made so far. Still in the process of writing descriptions for them.

You're Sarah! An imaginative and brave young
woman. You may wish to shirk your
responsibilities but you always do the right
thing.

Which Labyrinth character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

EDIT: I fucking hate quizilla. I spent hours resizing my images just so they'd get uploaded, and now they'll only show up on the main page. GRRRRRRR!!! >:O

chunkytomatoes @ 2005-06-11T17:07:00

2005-06-11T21:19:26Z

I made some icons featuring the artwork of my future husband, Aaron Jasinski. I'm not sure who would want these so I'll just post them here for now, and link back if I find any takers.

1. 2.

3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.

(Pretend the background looks like wood)

2004-12-15T02:40:37Z

i WaS hErE - 12/14/04

chunkytomatoes @ 2004-10-06T13:48:00

2004-10-06T20:56:17Z

In honor of Snakecharm, I made some icons if anyone's interested. Please comment if you take any :)